Dear Kitten - Dictation

と、言うわけで、英語屋ホンポには水曜日にと曜日を書かずにいたので、ご来店くださった方にはがっかりさせてすみません。今日はブログとFBに回答を掲載していますので、ぜひご来店ください。

皆さん、聞いてみましたか？

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Sn91t1V4g

回答はこちらです。前回曜日を指定しなかったのでお詫びです。次回からはFBに回答を記載します。

Dear Kitten,

Since I have hissed at you like customary for 437 times. It is now my duty is as the head of the household to grudgingly welcome you. Perhaps you are here to replace me. But I must do my duty and educate you on new surroundings as Maximilian once did for me. Rest in Peace.

Dear Kitten,

This room is basically a crapshoot. Either you get you petting of your life. I mean two hands. You don’t even know what’s going on. Or just they lie there and don’t do anything for hours. It’s weird. Oh, I should also point out. On special occasion, they will leave the underwear drawer open. The signal of their appreciation of me. Just be clear it’s my spot. (sniffing) It’s perfect in there. It’s like sleeping surrounded by underwear. Well, that I mean exactly what it is.

Dear Kitten,

I remember when I fit in a shoe. It is nothing like it, being gulfed 360 degrees foot smell. (sniffing) Enjoy while you can.

Dear Kitten,

Because you are so small you can’t up jump, which is sad, sad for you. But eventually you will, and you will find the places that I refer to as UP. This welcoming handy. Especially around the human lava, which, I know, smells like milk but can be a bit grabby.

Dear Kitten,

You should be aware that two kinds of food. The first is a sort of dehydrated brown niblet. I think they give us these because they are training us to be astronauts. Just a guess. The second kind is wet food. It is some special they keep it in a little armored metal casings. But no clog to penetrate, with no close to speak of. The humans somehow open them. It’s like some dark magic.

Dear Kitten,

I should warn you the monster know as vacuum. It can eat and yell at the same time. And I’ve seen it eat everything, seriously like paper clip and two cat toys, and didn’t even fletch. To hide from vacuum, you may use curtains invisibility. Oh yeah, you are good. Good hiding. Moor boy.

Dear kitten,

One final note. Once in a while, you might see a little red dot. I’m going to telling you right now. It is real and can be caught. I did it once. I hold it a full minute. But when I left my paws, it was gone.

So kitten, welcome to the household. You’ll do just fine.

次はこれです。

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCAht2ugeAY

カリフォルニア州の運転テストです。

この回答も英語屋ホンポに来週の水曜日頃掲載します。

もう少し頻度を高めようと画策中。自分のためにもなりますので、続けます。

実は、某人道団体のPresidentのスピーチをずっと書き取りしていたんです。フランス語訛りはあるのですが、やさしく簡潔な英語をお使いになるので一部を除いて分かり易かったです。こうした人道団体はジュネーブに本拠を置く場合が多く、フランス語ができる方が採用されやすいみたいです。

さて、今日は超寝不足にて、回答を投稿したら休みます。おやすみなさーい。

(つ∀-)ｵﾔｽﾐｰ ☆🌕